You asked me to stop posting on tumblr, but you can kiss my ass. I’ve spent all day trying to get you to do anything with me. You don’t have a job anymore and I have off. I’m your fucking girl friend. This is the shit that broke us up. I don’t care if you hang out with your friends. I care that after asking all day long, you leave with out spending one moment with me.

hot4meteos:

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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anneboleyns:

romanovia:

fun date idea:

take me to comic con

drop me off

leave

pick me up when it’s over tho