You asked me to stop posting on tumblr, but you can kiss my ass. I’ve spent all day trying to get you to do anything with me. You don’t have a job anymore and I have off. I’m your fucking girl friend. This is the shit that broke us up. I don’t care if you hang out with your friends. I care that after asking all day long, you leave with out spending one moment with me.



DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.




fun date idea:

take me to comic con

drop me off


pick me up when it’s over tho